OMG I would love to hate you!

Excerpts from one of my favourite blog which I am sharing with you so that you will love it too!

(Four German guests angrily approach concierge desk at hotel in Waikiki.)

GUEST: We need four tickets to see Titanic. Tomorrow.
CONCIERGE: I’m sorry sir, but I don’t believe the Titanic is showing at our theaters now.
GUEST: NO! You are concierge. We want to see REAL Titanic.
CONCIERGE: (in state of utter confusion) Sir, are you thinking of Pearl Harbor? If so, I would be more than happy to talk to you about tour options, but I’m afraid the Titanic is at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean, and there are not tours that go there anyway.
GUEST: Our friend went to Titanic when they were in Honolulu, now you tell me that I can’t see Titanic?
CONCIERGE: Again sir, I’m sorry, but the Titanic is not in Hawaii. You were actually a lot closer to it in Germany than you are here.
GUEST: Fine. We go to Pearl Harbor then. Tomorrow for four. What is Pearl Harbor?

(A white guy wearing a not-warm pea coat approaches the desk.)

GUEST: I need two things.Where can I buy a coat? A real coat.
CONCIERGE: Yes, you’ll need one! There’s ___ down the block to the right.
GUEST: Perfect. But first things first: where’s a good sports bar?
CONCIERGE: There’s ___ down the block to the left, and two blocks over.
GUEST: Great, thanks! (exits to the left)

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