I love being around people but there are times when I just wish I can make them explode with my mind. For a start, don't judge me. I'm sure YOU have felt the same way, at one point or another. Also, the list refers to extreme cases and if you feel like I'm talking about you, you're probably right.
- Loudspeakers
I can sitting like half a meter away from you and there is no reason to be talking so loud. I'm not across the road! Why? Do you think I'm deaf? When I asked you to lower down your voice, you feel offended. I'm actually doing you a favour so pipe down or don't talk to me at all. These kind of people are similar to those who TYPE IN CAPS!!!
- Mobile ringtones
I know how people can go crazy with customising their mobile ringtone and change it to their favourite song. The reason why you are able to customise them is so that you will be able to identify if the call is yours or someone else in the train/bus/cinema. The entire universe may or may not share the same passion with that song you picked to be your ringtone. So when you actually hear it playing, why can't you freakin' answer the call? Are you waiting for the chorus?
- Impatient people
If I can move any faster or speed up my reaction without risking my own physical and emotional health, I WOULD!
- Complainers
Shut up and the world will take some sympathy to your 360 degrees of problems. Know when to stop and be less self-centred for once.
- Storyteller
I like to listen more than talking so I do appreciate when you want to share your stories with me. Sometimes you gotta know the limit of when to stop. Heck, even when you should start.I don't need to know what you do everyday when you are not with me. Just pick the best stories that will intrigue me, even the slightest bit, and spare me those mundane ones. I don't care that you almost ran out of shampoo.
- A.D.D/A.D.H.D
You guys are the worst. I'm not talking about those with legit medically certified issues. Referring to the young punks thinking they can get away with disrespecting other people's time and attention. I don't forget easily so to pretend that our plans or conversations never happened is just frustrating. Is it like a generation gap thing?
- Mothers
If I don't like you, it means your precious kid had shown signs of being a useless in society when it grows older. I judge you. Not because the apple doesn't fall that far off from the tree, but because I know you and you are the reason your kid turn out as such. I will usually do some investigative work, ask lots of questions and observe your parenting methods. I HATE the fact that parents consider shoving an iPad in the face of a toddler as good parenting. Teaching them to eat in fancy restaurants/café is not good parenting. Unless you're dirt rich and money is not a problem. Otherwise I can safely say your kid will one day be a broke ass loser on the brink of bankruptcy spending money they don't have in the first place.
- People with no secrets
Keep your friggin' personal life personal. I don't need to know your husband don't get you off, or you are going to breakup with your fiancé, or you are going to take a shower, or... I could go one but really, it's too personal.
- Hipsters
You guys should stick to MySpace. 'Nuff said.
- Thin people
No you do not look fat!
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